Dear Sirs,

I humbly nominate Jaleel White for the Nobel Peace prize in Acting.

I have witnessed over the years Mr. White's enormous acting prowess on television as Steven "Urkel" Urkel on ABC's Family Matters and seen his appearances on other various television shows like The Arsenio Hall show and Circus of the Stars. I hope you'll agree that he is the perfect candidate to receive your supposedly prestigious award.

Listen, seriously- this kid was like thirty during the last season of his show- he still managed to hike up those pants and hit those high notes- if you Swedish bastards can't see the genius in that, well then I guess MY COUNTRY will have to invade YOUR COUNTRY.

I'm warning you, don't make us come over there.

Sincerely,

McLusky