Tuesday, December 23, 2003


Fish Story


Limbaugh's Medical Records Unsealed! Limbaugh Blames Democrats For His Illegal Behavior!

"There is no right to privacy specifically enumerated in the Constitution."
- Rush Limbaugh, June 27, 2003

"... the seizure of Mr. Limbaugh's private medical records without going through the process outlined by the state Legislature is clearly an invasion of his Constitutional right to privacy.
-Rush Limbaugh, December 23, 2003


Limbaugh Claims He Was Blackmailed

This is a ploy to get out of federal money laundering charges. It's the right way to go if you're trying to avoid federal "pound me the ass" prison.

It will be interesting to see if Limbaugh can back any of this up, it sounds like the housekeeper has emails and voicemails and other recordings of Limbaugh excitedly handing over "the cabbage" for his "blue-ies."

Limbaugh says he didn't report this activity to the FBI because there was a vast left-wing conspiracy that would have tried to destroy his career if he stopped violating federal money laundering laws.

Bwahaha!

His defenders say he's not a criminal because he's rich. He had thousands upon thousands of pills. Two thousand were prescribed to him through various doctors, thousands more were bought illegally from his maid. Anyone who's not rich would be charged with distribution. Of course some people who are charged with distribution have no intention of actually selling the drugs, but you know what? That doesn't matter. They're charged anyway. Limbaugh should be charged as well. Being rich doesn't make you above the law.

At a minimum, he's funding terrorism.

Monday, December 22, 2003


Limbaugh Plea Deal?

If Tommy Chong goes to prison Limbaugh should be sent up twice as long for funding terrorism!


Still Scary

DIANE SAWYER: First of all, I just want to ask about reading. Mr. President, you know that there was a great deal of reporting about the fact that you said, first of all, that you let Condoleezza Rice and Andrew Card give you a flavor of what's in the news.

PRESIDENT BUSH: Yes.

DIANE SAWYER: That you don't read the stories yourself.

PRESIDENT BUSH: Yes. I get my news from people who don't editorialize. They give me the actual news, and it makes it easier to digest, on a daily basis, the facts.

DIANE SAWYER: Is it just harder to read constant criticism or to read —

PRESIDENT BUSH: Why even put up with it when you can get the facts elsewhere? I'm a lucky man. I've got, it's not just Condi and Andy, it's all kinds of people in my administration who are charged with different responsibilities, and they come in and say this is what's happening, this isn't what's happening.


This is the same interview where Bush admitted he doesn't know the difference between actually having weapons of mass destruction and having the potential of trying to aquire them.

It's clear this guy just does not possess sufficient candlepower for the job.


Who Got 'Em?

It's been a few days since this story broke overseas, but nobody's reporting it in the states.

You would think if it wasn't true the administration would say something...