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Wow- Al really killed last night on Letterman-

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Here’s the Letterman show’s take on the White House Correspondents dinner:

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From the 3/16/05 Late Show with David Letterman:

Just a short clip from the 2/4/2005 episode of The Late Show with David Letterman.

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Letterman has a segment called “George W. Bush Joke That’s Not A Joke” - We’ll probably see this one tonight:

President Bush, once an unsuccessful candidate for the House, greeted the new members at the White House on Monday and made a wry reference to his own Congressional campaign. “I ran in 1978, came in second in a two-man race,” Mr. Bush said.

The fact that Bush said it was lame enough, but no right-thinking human being would have thought it was amusing enough to label it “wry” and print in an article about Republicans (eventually) deciding against allowing drunken rages, whoring**, and illicit drugs in the halls of Congress…

Come on Carl- you realize people laugh at Bush’s horrible attempts at jokes because they’re entirely up his ass, don’t you?

** The whoring I’m referring to that isn’t allowed is the sexual kind- whoring of all other types continues to be a staple of daily life in Congress.

Here’s John Kerry’s interview on Letterman last night in case you missed it:

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Here’s the video of Dave’s “yawning kid” analysis from Thursday , a transcript of which can be found here.

Here’s the Letterman clip from Monday’s show

The White House claimed that as funny as the kid was, he was edited in to the speech by Letterman staffers. Here’s Dave’s reaction to that on Tuesday.