That’s a start.

Yet to come:

Judge: “Mr. Libby- you are hereby sentenced to 20 years in federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison.”

Libby: “Pardon me?”

This is actually really touching- at a ceremony honoring a fallen hero in Iraq, President Bush shed a tear.

White House sources indicate that after the ceremony Mr. Bush returned to the White House residence and washed his vagina.

So… it seems to me it’s important to remember this back and forth between White House mouthpiece Tony Snow and an anonymous reporter last week:

Q Is it possible that the President does not want to announce the deployment of thousands of more U.S. troops to Iraq before the holidays?

MR. SNOW: No, it has nothing to do with that. Cynical, but false.

Let’s see how that squares with Bush’s actions next month when he declares “Time to surge!” and witness all the death, destruction and continued failure that follows.

Hey, at least he’s not wrecking Jebus’s birthday for our troops… that’s mighty Christian of him.

Today is a good day.

Quite a legal system we’ve concocted over there in Iraq… Judge, Jury, and Executioner.

I suppose this is another of those grand Republican experiments they were all excited about when invading yet another country… perhaps an effort to tell those evil activist judges enforcing our constitution that they are expendable?

Vote.

We’re lead by fools.

Except this one:

Statement of U.S. Senator Russ Feingold
On the President Signing the Military Commissions Act

October 17, 2006“The legislation signed by the President today violates basic principles and values of our constitutional system of government. It allows the government to seize individuals on American soil and detain them indefinitely with no opportunity to challenge their detention in court. And the new law would permit an individual to be convicted on the basis of coerced testimony and even allow someone convicted under these rules to be put to death.The checks and balances of our system of government and the fundamental fairness of the American people and legal system are among our greatest strengths in the fight against terrorism. I am deeply disappointed that Congress enacted this law. We will look back on this day as a stain on our nation’s history.”

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Finally a school where all the busses are short.

Am I the only one that hears these noises every time Bush gives a speech?

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Wow… didn’t think it was mathmatically possible.

But it is.

This poll was taken before the latest illegal activity was revealed- Now that we’ve broken 30 I no longer believe there’s a bottom.

In fact, I’m betting his approval rating goes below zero within six months… not sure how that’s possible, but it wouldn’t be the first time this administration has defied logic or common sense.

He walked around giving handshakes and hugs to those who rose for his entrance, and greeted a man who remained sitting in a wheelchair with, “You look mighty comfortable.”

Wow. He’s giving an old man in a wheelchair shit for not standing when he entered the room? What a colossal prick.

How in the world does this insufferable douche manage to crack 30% approval again?

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Your telephone company sold you out.  (Unless Qwest is your telephone company.)

I love how everyone associated with the program is convinced it’s “lawful” but when someone suggests they run it by a judge the room clears like someone shot a puppy in the face.

The program needs to end and the careers of everyone involved need to do the same.

Rumsfeld forced to deny his own words-

From Olbermann last night:

Scott McClellan is out.

This guy was so bad. So bad. So, so bad at his job.

Didja read the Vanity Fair article a couple weeks back?

The official spin from what I hear is that he wants to spend more time being befuddled with his family.

Only every fucking day.

Incredible.

Anyone with a brain knew the trailers were nothing, but Bush lying about it after he knew different makes his defenders look stupider than they usually do.

I’m shocked he’d set them up for such a huge fall.

I know everybody’s read this, but it’s important… and I didn’t want to post it on April Fools.

Murray Waas- Insulating Bush

Okay- so… maybe it’s because it’s St. Patrick’s day and I’m stinkin’ drunk just a couple hours into it… but here’s something I thought was worth posting from last night’s Daily Show with the Jon Stewart-

Defending Your Strife:

Includes a report from Daily Show Senior Military Anniversary Correspondent Ed Helms.

Note: The Daily Show has been incredible the last couple of months. The only reason I haven’t been posting video is because of my own time constraints. Those constraints have eased ever so slightly in recent days. In addition, getting drunk makes me think that I gots all the time in the world, bitch! I’m off to drunk-play Battlefield 2!!! Woohoo! Happy St. Patty’s Day boys! I’m waaaaaasted!!!

So there’s that.

Bush just now talking about Count Chocola:

“I appreciate his strong stand. That’s not easy by the way, I understand that.

Nobody wants to go around… braggin’ about… bein’ strong… ina… in a war… but he is.”

Bush says we don’t have to worry about port security.

Can we really expect anything more from this guy?

This is an administration that was warned when they came into office that the biggest threat they’d face is Osama bin Laden- in response they ordered the CIA to stop tracking him in order to smooth the way for oil pipeline deals in Afghanistan.

According to them, “No one” could have imagined planes being used as weapons. “No one” could have imagined Iraq not having weapons we pretended they had. “No one” could have imagined New Orleans flooding… and now “No one” has the imagination to see the easiest way to smuggle a nuclear weapon into the country is through our ports.

The CIA couldn’t take out bin Laden when they spotted him in ‘99 because he was meeting with several members of the Dubai royal family. Isn’t that enough right there to disqualify that particular royal family from owning our ports? Bush has said he isn’t concerned about bin Laden. Selling our ports directly to friends of bin Laden make that clear.

This is a pattern of ineptitude and greed that has been ignored for far too long.

The bottom line is this- he doesn’t give a shit.

Sure, they’re hopeful there won’t be any any further attacks on his watch, but in reality if a nuke is detonated in the port of New York it really won’t change his lifestyle- If he’s still in office his approval rating will skyrocket as he announces and then claims victory in a new “War on Nukular Weapons.” If he’s been retired to the ranch what the fuck does he care? He’s got brush to clear.

Either way, if asked for a comment on the flattening of New York he can just say, “Hey, No one saw that coming.”

It’s worked so far.

UPDATE: The truth slips out.