Is it really a race if your opponent doesn’t know you exist?

It’s a question perhaps Bill O’Reilly has been pondering since being badly beaten in a book race which he initiated with former first lady and current New York Senator Hillary Clinton. Nightly on his show, “The O’Reilly Factor” O’Reilly compared his book sales to Hillary’s, but it appears he was the only one following the race.

Finally today O’Reilly is admitting defeat- remarking, “We wanted to see if we could beat her.” He and the other authors of his book couldn’t, it wasn’t even close. Bill O’Reilly claims he’s sold 800,000 books to Clinton’s 1.5 Million. O’Reilly has claimed on his show that most of Hillary’s sales were to the DNC, but he’s offered no evidence to back these statements up. Though one does have to wonder how many copies of O’Reilly’s book Richard Mellon Scaife has purchased.

Bill O’Reilly can rest assured, he leads the race against Hillary in being a complete doormat selling whore.