***WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!! MUST CREDIT OVERSPUN!***
Pictures of the president at the beginning and at the end of his Meet The Press interview give rumors of presidential shrinkage/spinelessness new credence, this space can reveal! Also in evidence is Mr. Bush’s obvious facial work during the course of the interview to make him appear more presidential with the addition of “worry lines’ on his forehead. An obvious attempt to strike back at his critics who charge his is disengaged and ignorant of the problems facing this country.

Bush before:

Bush after:

Shorter, wrinklier.

Anonymous senior officials could not be reached for comment after the interview. They know who they are.