Here are the ads CBS has decided we’re all too dumb to see. Thank God they saved a spot for a horse fart joke and JJ’s right breast! As an aside, I’m surprised about the winner. The runner-up ad takes a similar concept and presents it in a more honest and brutal fashion. Yeah, the winner is slick and well filmed, but it’s message is fairly soft. Plus, I had to wonder if the director was implying that all children are destined to the slums of blue collar work if Bush is re-elected. It’s this sort of white collar, bourgeouis arrogance the Dems have to get rid of if they’re going to win in November.