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April 6, 2004

Helpful Version History For The Iraq War

by @ 2:10 pm. Filed under General

Why We Went In: Version 10.0
by P.J. Crowley and Robert O. Boorstin
March 19, 2004

In the year since the invasion of Iraq, the Bush administration has repeatedly shifted its justification for going to war and constantly changed its story on intelligence, the United Nations, reconstruction, political transition and the cost to the American taxpayer. More than anything, the administration’s war in Iraq resembles a software program that, at first, works brilliantly, but then catches the user in a cycle of “fatal error” messages.

Here then, in Silicon Valley terms, is a review of the Bush administration’s year in Iraq:

Saddam Hussein poses an ‘imminent threat’ to the American people.

* Version 1.0 - Saddam Hussein is an imminent threat
* Version 1.01 - Saddam Hussein is a gathering threat
* Version 1.02 - Saddam Hussein poses a real and dangerous threat
* Version 1.1 - The smoking gun will be a mushroom cloud
* Version 1.2 - We can’t afford to wait
* Version 1.3 - We never said imminent
* Version 1.3.1 - OK, maybe we did say it once or twice
* Version 1.4 - We should have been more precise

Saddam Hussein is ready to use weapons of mass destruction.

* Version 2.1 - Saddam has weapons of mass destruction
* Version 2.2 - Saddam has nuclear weapons
* Version 2.3 - Saddam has biological agents he’s never accounted for
* Version 2.3.1 - The trailers are mobile labs for producing chemical weapons
* Version 2.3.2 - Unmanned aircraft are ready to spread Saddam’s biological weapons
* Version 2.4 - Saddam’s going to make more of all these weapons
* Version 2.5 - We all know where the weapons are
* Version 2.5.1 - Well, Saddam has used weapons of mass destruction
* Version 2.5.2 - Iraq is a big country. We’ll find the weapons eventually.
* Version 2.5.3 - Saddam had weapons of mass destruction programs
* Version 2.5.4 - Saddam had “weapons of mass destruction program related activities”
* Version 2.5.5 - David Kay? Who’s David Kay?
* Version 2.6 - It’s not about misleading the American people - Saddam Hussein is gone and that’s the most important thing
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