I hope Bush whips out a chart. This strikes me as something that might just require a handy chart. Just strikes me as chartable. I’m just saying… Chart! Chart! Chart!

Or a PowerPoint presentation. “The PowerPoint presentation that changed the world’s mind.” Yeah. Keep in mind clarity isn’t exactly one of Bush’s strong points. I think PowerPoint has, like, a clarity wizard that helps you with that.

Those of us who can resist the urge to watch contestants eat animal testicles on Fear Factor are in for an interesting night.