If the CIA asks you to commit a war crime, is it really a war crime? We shall see.

Since it’s the United States committing the war crime, and we’re obviously better than every other country, should international laws apply? I mean, we are better than everyone…

Lt. Gen. Ricardo “Dirty” Sanchez was ordered by Rumsfeld to keep a prisoner locked up and off the books, away from the prying eyes of the Red Cross. This is a violation of international law, plain and simple.

Rumsfeld approved it. Rumsfeld is a war criminal. He’ll never be punished. Because we’re above the law. Only those other piddly countries are bound by decency, humanity, and international law.

(Ricardo “Dirty” Sanchez’s new nickname stolen directly from The Daily Show.)