Dan Froomkin has what could be George W. Bush’s worst joke to date (not counting the Iraq war):

“You’re probably wondering how I got to be the family spokesman. (Laughter.)

“Well, we polled the family. And rumor has it, somewhere in our large family, the tiebreaking vote for tonight’s speaker was cast by a fourth cousin by the name of Chad. (Laughter and applause.)

“While holding his son above the crib, Chad’s father reports that the lad burped, and it sounded like, “George W.” (Laughter.)

“Once again, my life was affected by a dangling chad. (Laughter and applause.)”

There’s “so bad it’s good” and then there’s George W. Bush. …and then there’s Texas.