If you haven’t been following Pollack’s adventures covering the Democratic convention what have you been doing? (No, seriously- Tom Ridge wants to know. You will be recieving a form.)

Pollack:

I was feeling very horny after the Ron Reagan speech tonight, so I decided to order a prostitute from room service. But the hotel denied my request. Apparently, the DNC is only allowing bloggers to pay for hookers on Sunday, three days after the convention ends. This is an unfortunate development, because I doubt they’ll have a lot left in the tank by then. Nonetheless, I must plod on.

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