USA Today spiked Ann Coulter’s coverage of the Democratic National Convention when they discovered, much to their dismay, she’s fucking nuts.

So they hired Jonah Goldberg to fill in. Jonah’s fairly nuts as well- check this out from his USA Today editorial:

Worse still was [Jimmy] Carter’s association with Moore, who — his upcoming stint in these pages notwithstanding — strikes a great many Americans as a left-wing Joe McCarthy who practices the worst and most dishonest forms of guilt-by-association argumentation.

So, wait a minute Jonah- not only does that devious Michael Moore practice guilt-by-association- he hangs around with President Carter too. Gosh, what does that say about Carter!?!?

If I didn’t know better, I would have thought I was reading a parody of right-wing shtick.

But I do know better- it’s not parody, it’s fevered desperation.