The Onion knocks another one out of the park:

“We originally invoked the Freedom Of Information Act to request material relating to Bush’s spotty record while in office,” CIS director Catherine Rocklin said. “But then we realized that the information was readily available at the corner newsstand, on the Internet, and from our friends and neighbors who pay attention to the news.”

According to Rocklin, the most damning documents were generated at roughly one-day intervals during a period beginning in January 2001 and ending this week. The document’s sources include, but are not limited to, the U.S. newspaper The New York Times, the London-based Economist magazine, and the well-known international business and finance record, The Wall Street Journal.

“Factual data presented in these publications indicates that Bush took little or no action on issues as widely varied as the stalled economy, increasing violence in post-war Iraq, and the lagging public education system,” Rocklin said. “The newsprint documents also reveal huge disparities between the ways Bush claimed to have served Medicare patients, and what he actually did.”

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