This is a ploy to get out of federal money laundering charges. It’s the right way to go if you’re trying to avoid federal “pound me the ass” prison.

It will be interesting to see if Limbaugh can back any of this up, it sounds like the housekeeper has emails and voicemails and other recordings of Limbaugh excitedly handing over “the cabbage” for his “blue-ies.”

Limbaugh says he didn’t report this activity to the FBI because there was a vast left-wing conspiracy that would have tried to destroy his career if he stopped violating federal money laundering laws.

Bwahaha!

His defenders say he’s not a criminal because he’s rich. He had thousands upon thousands of pills. Two thousand were prescribed to him through various doctors, thousands more were bought illegally from his maid. Anyone who’s not rich would be charged with distribution. Of course some people who are charged with distribution have no intention of actually selling the drugs, but you know what? That doesn’t matter. They’re charged anyway. Limbaugh should be charged as well. Being rich doesn’t make you above the law.

At a minimum, he’s funding terrorism.