When I hear Bush speak I have this image of Yoda’s younger, retarded brother.

Last night he meant to say, “A litany of complaints is not a plan.” That actually would have been a good line- not applicable to anything Kerry said, but none the less, a good line that would have been repeated. Run this line through retarded Yoda here and it turns into an unquotable, jumbled mess.

“Buggy and horse days”??? What the fuck?

I don’t know how his speechwriters put up with this stuff.